Cookies
Crispy edges, chewy centers, and a whole lotta chocolatey love. We dare you to eat just one!
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Not Sam's Bakery: Treats So Good, You'll Wish You Were Sam!
Small-batch baking with big flavors. Cookies, brownies, and more—crafted for businesses and big fans alike.
Small-Batch Baking
Every treat is crafted in small batches to ensure quality and care.
Fresh Ingredients
Only the best ingredients make it into our recipes—nothing artificial here!
Handcrafted with Love
Baking isn’t just work—it’s a passion that goes into every bite.
Nationwide Shipping
Order on Etsy and enjoy our treats delivered right to your doorstep.
Not Sam's Specialties
Events & News
Whether it’s a wedding, a corporate shindig, or a backyard party that accidentally got out of hand, we’ve got the treats to match the vibe. From custom cookies to tiered towers of decadence, we’ll handle the desserts—you handle the chaos. Because every event deserves a sweet ending (or a sweet start, we’re not judging).
Sweets Without the Small Talk.
Need cookies? Brownies? Maybe something to bribe your coworkers or impress your in-laws? Our Etsy store is here for all your dessert-related emergencies. No fluff, no frills—just ridiculously good treats shipped straight to your door. You click, we bake. It’s that simple.
Not Sam, Not Sorry.
Let’s clear this up: I’m not Sam. Never was. But what I am is someone who knows their way around an oven and isn’t afraid to call a cookie what it is—a vessel for butter and chocolate. This isn’t your grandma’s baking (unless your grandma’s kind of edgy). It’s bold, unapologetic, and just sweet enough to keep you coming back for more.
Why Choose Not Sam's Bakery?
Baking isn’t magic—it’s science. But that doesn’t mean we can’t make it feel like sorcery. Here’s how the chaos in our kitchen becomes the treats you crave.
Small Batches, Big Deal
We don’t do assembly lines or conveyor belts. Every batch gets the attention it deserves—measured, mixed, and baked like it’s the only thing that matters. Because it is. Perfection is a pain, but hey, that’s our problem.
Ingredients You Can Pronounce
No shady additives or weird fillers here—just butter, sugar, flour, and a pinch of salt (for balance, obviously). If we wouldn’t eat it, it doesn’t make the cut. Simple as that.
Packaged for Survival
Our treats travel better than most relationships. Every order is packed to survive the journey—no broken cookies, no sad brownies, no tears. Unless they’re tears of joy when you open the box.